Not well spotted at all, but nice try nonetheless.
Not only can I not:
formulate rational thoughts, properly manipulate aircraft controls, adhere to CX SOP's, and possess even the slightest amount of technical knowledge. Not to mention properly key the mike and speak on the radio.
But now I'm causing linguistically induced geographic confusion. I'm hopeless...
That's it, I'm taking my $3388 (apparently it's a lucky number

) and heading to Fenwick's. I hear there're American women there, South American that is.