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Mrs TW (serving airwoman) at secret oxon Helo base gets a tel call today.
Mrs TW, "Hello"
Acting Cpl snowdrop. "Hello, I want to talk to you about a very serious incident of which you were involved"
MTW " Sorry, say again?"
ACS " Yesterday, somebody reported you to us for driving the wrong way down a one way street."
MTW " Sorry, please expand?"
Acting To$$er " you could have killed people in a hit and run"
MTW " Sorry, I do not recall driving down a one way street, please tell me where it was?"
Acting bigger to$$er " Near the Naafi stroke spar shop"
OBSERVATION. A road which is about 12 metres long.
MTW " Well I certainly do not remember."
Even bigger now To$$er. " Believe me, you did and could have killed somebody"
MTW " Who was the person who had nothing better to do than to report me for doing something that I did not do anyway?"
Acting SAC,flight sergeant, Marshall of the Royal Air Force " Well do not do it again or I will do yer."
To$$eR
If I get hold of the little scrote, I might have to educate him in the way of etiquette and the way life really is. By involving my solicitor!
RAFP.THEY DO, Do a good job in REAL mil work.But get rid of TO$$ERS like the gadget described .
Thanks,
TW