Yup, the SLF. They do help pay our wages though...
Worst thing to me, as I stood all smiley at the closet door, was..."Where did you f'ing learn to fly? I thought the arse of the plane had come through the seat bottom. You weren't even straight. No f'ing wonder...." And off he went, shaking his head.
I didn't mention crabs or excess wind..., in case he punched me in the mouth...