Originally Posted by PompeySailor
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/02/eds_offshore/
If you think that the help desk is poor now....
"Good morning, this is Ravi, how may I be helping you today, was not the football at the Old Trafford wonderful on the Saturday and is not the weather fantastic in, er, er, Leesestershire...."
At least they will be selected for their ability to speak English!