Peter Fanelli and Victor 2,
take your thoughts a step further and why have funerals. Surely a waist of time and who cares anyway.
I you, your kids or partner falls off the perch, we can just get the street sweeper out to remove their carcass, and auction your house off. I really couldn't give a rats arse, I jus wouldn't make a joke of it.
I reckon there would be a few sites on the www where people pay their respect to colleagues who die, what ever the reason.