Currently working out my notice in a tech dept for a computer company before moving to EZY.
The classics:
I want to pay my gas bill.
My washing machine's broken and Rita said thay have computer chips in them so I should call you.
I want to reserve a room for tomorrow night. Oh this isn't the Hilton? Who is it? Oh. What's the number for the Hilton.
I has one guy who wanted to buy some potatoes. And he was serious. :s