Came across RAAFP a few years ago.. Helpful guys posted photographs of all the out of bounds brothels. Just up the road the hospital issued free freds.
Then, one night, our piper was playing downtown. He was surrounded by about a dozen sqn mates with a few Aussie ones further out. The whole was then surrounded by a load of locals. In all about 30-50 as a large gathering enjoying (if that is possible) the bag pipes.
Enter the boys with the white hats. They pick the oldest one present "You, whatsyername?"
"Wg Cdr (name of first peeler) (name of leatherworker), what's yours?"
Exit coppers. Brave lads, everyone.