Originally Posted by angeloflight
Pax on a flight to Nice with easyJet, boards and has bumble bee glasses, fur coat and jewellery up to her neck and rings of gold in every finger with a Gucci handbag. She looks up and down at the Purser and says;
"I don't think your uniform is very professional!"
Crew member says;
"Well it's my professionalism madam that stops me commenting on what you're wearing!"
ROFL!
My one yesterday was:
PAX: Have you any chocolate bars?
MEL Yes, I have Kit Kat, Mars or Twix
PAX: I'll have a Snickers please
I wanted to grab the twix and beat her senseless with it whilst screaming "I have no feckin Snickers, if I had Snickers I would have said"
And for those on this forum who might be pax, if you had been on my AGP flight yesterday and seen what the pax were like, you too would have felt the same way!