On a lunchtime flight at about 14:00
Pax: Excuse me, do you have a breakfast meal?
Me: Sorry sir, we'll be serving lunch shortly
Pax: So you have no breakfast meal?
Me: I'm sorry sir, but we only have lunch onboard since it is lunchtime
Pax: But in my time zone it's breakfast
Me: Sorry sir, but your time zone has changed, it's now lunchtime!
Pax on a flight to Nice with easyJet, boards and has bumble bee glasses, fur coat and jewellery up to her neck and rings of gold in every finger with a Gucci handbag. She looks up and down at the Purser and says;
"I don't think your uniform is very professional!"
Crew member says;
"Well it's my professionalism madam that stops me commenting on what you're wearing!"
Last edited by angeloflight; 2nd Aug 2006 at 12:31.