Jopsy i remember that bloke, he was the Richard Cranium who kept banning people from camp for weeks at a time for motoring offenses.
I worked in the tower and he was the same pratt who rang up and demanded to know why a mighty hunter was "speeding" down the taxiway.
Without thinking I replied its the SAR aircraft, they do tend to move a bit quicker. He spluttered something ridiculous about rules but I was to busy and gave him a Basil Fawlty "Goodbye"
Silly fecker raced up to the tower demanding an explanation....
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Not a good idea when your Airfield Driving Permit has run out!!
Did I enjoy banning him from the airfield - you bet!!
One of his other tricks was to hide with the portly ginger haired henchman he had, and catch the foot patrol nipping in for breakfast. He really was that sad! Funnily enough once the SWO found out he and his lads had time to "steak out" the mess (pardon the pun) the practice stopped. I guess the idea they might have to do foot patrol did not appeal
