Decimommannu circa early 70s
The RAF Ops Officer was a chap called Master Pilot Wally Cole. When asked by the assembled Bucc aircrew why the air conditioning in the Ops Room didn't work, Wally's reply was as simple and explanatory as it comes:
"The Fu**in' Fu**er's Fu**ed!"
It was! He became known as Master Pilot Wally Fu**in' Cole after that!
FW