No one (except you) mentioned bad breath.
Well spotted, bjcc. 
It was an original thought.
If you could get out of the habit of seeing everything through a police constable’s eyes, with practice and patience you might even have one yourself eventually.
In the meantime, if
you read Saintsman’s post #5 and really think about it, you'll see it wasn't very original. (Clue = garlic.)