OpenCirrus619 that’s tame, usually it goes a little something like this....
HORROR FLIGHT FROM HELL
A PILOT HAS A LUCKY ESCAPE AS HIS ENGINE SEPERATES CAUSING MASSIVE DAMAGE AND THREATING THE LIVES OF THOSE ON THE GROUND.
THE BRAVE CAPTAIN WRESTLED WITH THE CONTROLS OF HIS CRIPPLED AIRCRAFT TO AVOID HITTING THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL AND NARROWLY AVOIDING THE OLD PEOPLES HOME.
HE MANAGED TO CRASH LAND BACK AT THE AIRFIELD WHERE IT WAS EXPECTED A HUGE FIREBALL WOULD DEVELOP
MIRICLE:
AS THE AIRCRAFT HIT THE GROUND THE FUEL TANKS STAYED INTACT, ALLOWING THE PILOT TO EXIT THE FLYING DEATHTRAP.
WITNESS:
DORRIS PERKINS SAW THE WHOLE THING "IT SEEMED TO EXPLODE IN MID-AIR, I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL DOOMED".
