Originally Posted by flybywire
including cleaning a 4 year old's bum after she did number 2....
Dangerous territory. I'd have lived with it, but I guess it's a case of horses for courses.
As for the standing up thing, just call the flight crew and ask them to stop the aircraft. Most will be willing to do so at smaller airports, if only for a second or two. When faced with the prospect of a delay in getting to the gate, most will sit down.
Further, threaten them with legal action. They are disobeying a direct command from the Captain and endangering the safety of their fellow passengers.