My pizza, hmmm let me see. Have you ever heard the sound of an Mi8 rotor slowing down then you'll realise the gearbox is lubed with sand, so no Ruskie Helo jesus nut on mine thanks!
Keep trying, send to HQ but phone Paki, good man to chat to and on our level.
Fambai Zvakanaka - Pfumo re Putco