Originally Posted by wg13_dummy
Lolol. PMSL!!!
'Grandad, what did you do in the RAF?'
'I was responsible for breaking a stationary laundering ring'
'F**k me, you were RAF plod, grandad? What a dullard!'
"Grandad Dummy, (assuming you're ever capable of the first part of all of this, i.e. sticking one in without being guided by someone on a headset just to get a child), what did you do in the war?"
Select from the following:
1: I hung around in Bahrain getting pissed on the taxpayers money, making the occasional twice fortnightly soiree into (safe as houses if not off camp) Kabul to get my medal, whilst moaning about the danger at 30,000 feet. (See Basrah)
2. I shat it at a UK base moaning about doing CCS.
3: I spent a month in Basrah (safe as houses if not off camp also) moaning about the mess facilities, and the danger of the ground to air threat just to get my medal. (Even though there are no credible enemy air forces or ground threat operating in any current theatre!)
Brave men, to a man. I salute you all!