One Flt Lt had 2 full boxes of HM's biro pens in his nav bag.
Lolol. PMSL!!!
That must rank alongside the Met lifting 3000kg of Columbian marching powder.
Will you recite that story to your grand kids?
'Grandad, what did you do in the RAF?'
'I was responsible for breaking a stationary laundering ring'
'F**k me, you were RAF plod, grandad? What a dullard!'