Loewy...just don't.
Those of us who have to wear uniforms when at work for our airline hate it...or the older of us do.
I delight in wearing the daggiest shorts and REALLY old, worn out uniform shirts when I fly my own aeroplane...the only reason for the pilot shirts is the number of pockets and a pen pocket...and I don't care if they get oil on cause they just get further relegated to boat shirts when they are too disgusting for aeroplane shirts.
You will be roundly and rightly ridiculed..mostly behind your back...who wants that?