Me: Madam would you like a sandiwch.. the choice is Cheese or Ham..?
Pax: ooo, al take a beef..
Me: Would you like any tea or coffee madam?
Pax: oo, yes
Me: (Give me a clue then)
Me: Would you like a drink madam, the choice is Tea, Coffee, Orange Juce, Water, Beer or Wines
Pax: Coke Please
Me: Sorry madam its just the choice i gave you
Pax: ooo, apple juice please
Me: sorry madam its just Orange juice
Pax: ooo, do you have ginger ale
Me: OMG!!!!!!!! SCREAMING!!!!!
And how about some of the other things those lovable pax get up to...
Ever seen them staring at the washroom door.... i think they expect it to open on its own if they state at it long enough.
How about commenting on the size of the luggage bins... "my how these overhead lockers are getting smaller"... "actually madam, its just that passengers have decided to bring hold luugage into the cabin these days".
40 Minute flight to amsterdam; "do you have a pillow and a blanket and where are the tv screens?"
25 Minute flight from amsterdam to brussels; mid drinks service; "excuse me, will you be coming round again with a choice of tea and coffee?"....
"how about no"
..... the list is endless....