Well sorry to burst your bubble but the ex crab air loadies that we employed at Channex couldnt cope with the fact that they didnt get days to load plan an aircraft or that they had to join in with the actual loading of the freight.
Maybe we just got a couple of bad 'uns but they were bad!
Guess the best loadies come straight in with no former training and were trained from scratch by civilian loadies that knew what they were on about from experience!
Last crab air loadie I saw was dangling out the back of a herc posing but had a right sense of humour failure when we showed him the end of his safety strap in our hands! Dont throw horror bags at squaddies!!!!