VCT Compadre ,
We are not a 'bunch of animals' but imagine the boot on the other foot:
"Hey guys, I want to work for ......! Is the allowance big enough for a Cabana on the beach, a McClaren Mercedes SLR and 4 babes in thongs to shag?"
Doesn't sound too professional either in English or Spanish. By the way shame you went to the dark side up the Gulf. Good Luck!