Acquire a horse. you don't have to ride it...... Just trying to get the frecking thing in from the field can give you a 45 minute waltzing-running-being dragged along while hanging on to the lead rope for dear life- session.
lugging the shaving bails around will help with upper body strength too!
and it won't seem like your working out cos the moment the equine decides it'll do as you want you think its all worth it. You'll cut down on your food intake too when you get the bills from the vet-livery stables-farrier-saddlery shop etc etc.
