Here one from the industry side for those about to submit a proposal...
Sung to the tune of Abba's SOS...
Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
I tried to do my sections now I have lost my mind
Whatever happened to my life?
I wish I understood
It used to be so nice it used to be so good
Oh when they're near us
Do ya think DPA can hear us
SOS
The deadline they gave us
Nothing can ever save us
SOS
We're not done
And we cant really say
It's that fun
When we've won
We will cry
Coz we weigh half a ton
It seems so far away but that deadline is really near
Now I don’t have a life in fact I live right here
I really try to make it out
But security's there
I want to run out now but with them I wouldn’t dare
Oh when they're near us
Do ya think DPA can hear us
SOS
The deadline they gave us
Nothing can ever save us
SOS
We're not done
And we cant really say
It's that fun
When we've won
We will cry
Coz we weigh half a ton