1 pilot and 2 engineers returning to a UK base in a Hiller 12E after a heavy night on the pop.
I'm going to be sick, I'm going to be sick.
Pilot lands and Eng 2 proceeds to throw up through the attached litter.
Eng 1, Did you see something?
Pilot, I might have, what did you see?
Eng 1, Well I thought I saw a Giraffe.
Pilot, Thank f**k for that so did I.
Landed in Longleat Safari park hadn't he!!!