Act 1 ScII
Scene: The Qantas Boardroom
Kev: Hail thy fat Falstaff -you looketh like that pile of human sludge Toomey! An look fair hostie here cometh his side kick The Clown -you'll knoweth him by his Bow Tie!
Well met freinds!
Clown: We heareth there is still much gold to be made at Qantas . The workers are ripe for the fleecing.
Falstaff: Like two dogs to our vomit we return to the scene our our greatest pillage. What say you to a performance bonus! Fair hostie wench - a glass of sack for we senior managers and be quick about it!
Kev: (aside) Forsooth, 'tis Ground
Hog day.