UAV:
The world would be a better place without people like you. Fact. Go pretend to be a lighthouse painter, biscuit factory manager, snake dentist, whatever. Just NEVER a pilot.
I know of someone else who could also be described with a Uniform Alpha trigraph, trying to be the big boy and impress girls with tales of his "part time pilot training". ****.
Met the current girly in a club too, was insistent I was a milkman. She knew I was lying, but that's not the point. Re-arrange these words to form a well-known phrase or saying: In. Box. Your. Get.
Sorry to everyone else for inflicting that rant on you, idiots like the above who try to impress girls with their meagre aviation abilities are a particular bugbear of mine.