directorhellomonarch343aboeing767speed320toobexildescendingf l110withcharlie1013....
Its gets competitve....the rules are hold your breath for 30 seconds before making the call..or saying it in a foreign accent...or...doing it with the EROS mask on with the accompaning darth-vader breathing noises (actually this tactic can be employed at any stage)..or pressing transmit intermittently to try and get that authentic mobile phone call quality.
The list goes on
Still dont have to say "heavy"