Originally Posted by Windy Militant
Anyway everbody knows that it's really mobile phones that are the real menace. You mark my words in a couple of years they'll start selling implanted phones with 'cap' antenae bonded to the scalp to boost reception and band width and that's when the trouble will really begin!

Funny you should mention that. There was a documentary on the BBC about it; teatime, a few Saturdays ago. Fortunately, this chap called the Doctor was able to sort it out without the need for invasive surgery. Fascinating.