Cost neutral operations, I never thought I would live to see the day.
"Callsign requesting close air support at grid reference...." (lots of bangs and shouting audible in the background)
"Sorry callsign, do you have a UIN for this mission. We're supposed to be cost neutral you know!"
Browne, Brown and Blair should be kidnapped and given to the Taliban tomorrow. The sight of their heads on an Afghan polo pitch would be a massive morale boost...for UK forces.