L/O Vapours
Well, now that we are throwing our experience around....
I have been flying EMS/SAR helicopters for about 20 years and probably have flown with as many pilots as I have had hot dinners.
I did not make up "Kelpies" but it fits nicely.
Stop being so sensitive about it and have a laugh.
You don't see me getting angry at being called a "Glorified bus driver" because sometimes that is what we are!