Get-out-of-jail cards in UAE: where do you apply?

[CAYNINE]

.....and

"oh yeah and I didn't know that Coke was illegal in my home country too"

Yes, handed 4 years, that's the min in the UAE....then immediately pardoned, but, someone coming into the country that tests positive to codiene in their blood is deemed a user of an illegal substance and given a jail term....