BEagle
Nice one
I hope the General promoted the chap in the CP (the Tooth Fairy) for being able to anticipate the needs of a senior commander, who also(thankfully) displays the traits of someone who is as mad as a bucket of spiders. Could you imagine Sandy Wilson or Billy Wrotten doing that??
"What's that?", she asked in one of those little girl voices which can be heard for miles. Much to the embarrassment of her dad.
"Err, this?"
"Yes"
"Oh - this is so I can talk to.....the Truth Fairy!"
"You can't!!"
"Sure I can. What's your name?"
"Tammy"
"OK, Tammy....'Command Post, this is Air Marshall Wrotten'
'Go ahead, sir'
'Yeah. Uhh - gemme the Truth Fairy'
At this stage there was a pause. Love to have seen the expressions of the folks in the CP pondering on the connection between the two words Truth and Wrotten....
'Uh...say again Sir?'
'GET...ME...THE...TRUTH...FAIRY!!'
'Ah - OK, sir.........'
'Helloooo, this is the Truth Fairy'
'Great. OK, Truth Fairy, I gotta task for you. Tammy here looks like she's gonna be needing you soon, so I want you to tell her you're gonna be sure to call'
'OK Sir. Hello Tammy, this is the Truth Fairy. There's no point me coming to look after you, I really need to come and see this guy for a bit of Truth therapy'
'Gee, really? OK, thanks, Mr Truth Fairy!'
OK! i know its late
