Don't get me started on this tin pot air force...
Watching an unnamed seriously large Prince waddle out to his F3....in response to a Q scramble.. APU running.(Gulf War 1) and then proceed to spend a good 15 mins strapping in. Only to then hot start, (according to him) spend another 15 mins chatting about it. Eventually get out for the spare, whilst his wing waited !!!
Airborne about an hour after walking...!!