About 10 years ago, VIE - LHR, continuing to YYZ we were screened as we got off the plane at LHR. I had a crystal wine decanter in my carry on and you can just imagine what they saw on the X-ray. Once they asked me to show it to them they all laughed. The good o'l days. And in my shaving kit I had a 3" Swiss Army knife. The woman asked me in the strenest of tones "Sir. do you have knife in your bag" and almost couldn't beleive that I said "Yes, I do". Then when she saw it she laughed. Like I said the Good o'l days...