As if the"who ate all the pies" at the back of the office boys n gals would be interested in doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah I always leave the best to last mate, just ask Char###te in Leeds what I left her with?
Friday dear boy, will be a liquid refreshment for my buds down at the Fratton End! So get your beer googles on and we will shall play that great crewing game of Definately, Maybe, Never!
I also hope you have made a suitable deposit to Mrs Slocombes " Save a pussy" fund in the kitchen.
I may be gone for a very long time ( 30 months according to my contract! ) but never ever say never.
Heres hoping Mr Burns takes you on at Springfield, Doh!, just don't eat the fish with 3 eyes.