EGBB in a Pickle
It would seem that the boys and girls at EGBB are being plagued by a "Phantom Pickle Pilferer."
This n'eer do well is manifesting itself in the kitchen and making away with the special farmhouse variety pickle secreted in the fridge.
Do you or someone you know know the identity of this "Phantom Pickle Pilferer"
Officers are waiting for your call. No reward is on offer at this time although a plain cheese sandwich (No Pickle) will be made available to anyone providing information leading to the identity of the "Phantom Pickle Pilferer" being revealed.
Should you be personally affected by anything you have read here today then please seek professional help.
Remember these events are few and far between, so don't have nightmares.