They are a mean bunch and don’t like any compliments. Anyway there are not many jobs where you can work a night shift and do bugger all from midnight to 6 am Monday to Friday. Any vacancies as I fancy the big easy
Sorry King Pong, you've entirely missed the point - try re-reading my post and note what I said, not what you thought I was trying to say. And by the way, job applications from persons who display such an aggressive attitude and who make such ill-informed utterances are unlikely to generate a response from many employers. But if you're really desperate for a job that would suit your obvious talents, you could try the French Foreign Legion.
They're not particularly selective and they don't ask too many questions.