Mrs Tar and her three children starve for lack of funds while A.B. Tar is incommunicado for three months in his steel tube under the oggin?
A message in a bottle? (sorry, I'll get my coat)
Reading the papers today, I was surprised to note that the Comical Ali mouthpiece for JPA hadn't received a gong...thought it was standard for MoD c0ck-ups, this must be a bad one!