Why was the gentleman from Scottish Earth Mysteries Research wearing what appeared to be a badger on his head? A far greater mystery than anything contained in the report....
For anyone who missed it, the Newsnight item may be summarised thus:
1. We think that the Americans may have some secret aircraft types
2. Although, the Americans may, in fact, not have any secret aircraft types. We're not sure...
3. ... and they may, if they exist, be flying over Scotland...
4. ...although they may not be.
5. Some Scottish people think that they probably are, and if not, they are craft created by alien lifeforms.
5. Oooh, look at the footage of stealth aeroplanes we've managed to borrow from Discovery Wings.