How do you clear a liney crewroom in 5 secs flat????
Get an RAFP Dog handler to walk in with a lox pot asking who does this foaming thing belong to.
This actually happened (or so I'm led to believe from reliable sources)
Other thing that happened was a sub Cpl RAFP was cleaning his pistol in the office and subsequently shot his desk due to not making sure it free of any rounds. OOOOPPPPSSSS
Funny old thing both of above happened at TTTE as well. Said Cpl got slap on hand, if it had been anyone else we would have been charged for having an ND.