Got called out in the middle of the night at Binbrook as plods had found a small window open in the hangar toilets. I was needed to attend to verify that all the aircraft were still there! I told him there was one less than normal - I wasn't lying, but I knew it was in another hangar!
Another incident during the Bosnia fracas. Tanker wanted to move from small military runway elsewhere to big civil runway at Pisa (better selection of pies). Plods insisted on checking security before the aircraft moved. Plod climbs off aircraft and is promptly arrested by Carabineri for illegal carriage of a firearm. Took a few days to get him sprung, but nobody was in a great hurry! Tanker moved anyway!