Grumpy bugger indeed !
Time to retire perhaps and get that heart rate down. Maybe a CRM refresher or just turn up the aircon and cool down !
I can't say that I disagree with most of your "suggestions", but a few are concerning...
10. Don’t touch the speed brake without asking
Ask to use the speedbrakes?? Give your head a shake.
11. It is permissible to fly clean below green dot speed
Generally, not such a great idea, given an engine failure at an unfortunate time and simply not very good airmanship.
I think this post just summarizes the state of happiness at the entire airline. I just hope your not a DEC...
The further 380 delay should make the Airbus fleet even more enjoyable...