I recall watching Top Gun in the mess at which point the Mets chaps laughed heartily when the nav bought it, to be countered with 'at least he got to fly in a fast jet' which promptly shut them up.
Bus to the Salutation, mex in Pancho's then 7th Heaven to return with Donny Slapper to Filton Block, or right hand depending on how good a night it was. Still, as the possessor of the largest amount of porn in said block, I was happy either way.