Trojan, I've had over 7 months practice. I found a self-study course on the Qantas College website
"Macrame For Beginners - Weave Your Way to Cynicism Success".
I believe it's a special course for regional pilots.
Damn! - I just said "believe". Now I'm starting to sound like your old boss
Better get back to work soon.....
I also downloaded detailed plans for a bull**** detector
, but found that there's so much of it falling from the ceiling that I'd wait for the "truth" version to come out. Perhaps if I reverse the polarity it'll work? No, I'll just go buy an umbrella