Norwich could become 'Bernard Matthews International' or just 'Bootiful Airport', Carlisle could become 'Gretna Green International', Plymouth could become 'Francis Drake' or 'What A Load Of Balls International', Newquay could become, as the locals pronounce it, 'Nookie International', Halfpenny Green could allow for inflation and rename 'One Pound Fifty Airport' and Middleton/Durham Tees could be renamed 'Where The Fock Is It International Airport'
