Too add to Disco's words of wisdom about the revolting real estate agent you'll be able to spot her becuase she:
- has an ass like J-Lo
- thinks that she's hot stuff because she's "a real-estate agent"
- can't put a sentence together without some form of profanity, well at least not when I asked her if there were any places available for rent...
As Disco said, don't mention the pilot bit, try and dress like a local and say your a tradie....
As Tipan mentioned Neil might be able to help you out... last time I saw him pfella was alon da short grass on um Mezzmate ehy! so try there if you can't find him at Chicken Treat.