SASless, you are so funny...
be shure unfortunately we don't understand your kind of humour.
I would like to give you a free ride fixed on a 150 ft rope underslung a single engine helicopter through the alps on Oktober at zero temperatures. May be your wet pants could be frozen. And i'm shure you could also get the ride from all mountain pilots who made such rescue flights and have lost a brave man, compeer and friend.
Your ignorance is really greater than your mind.