"And how they endagered the safety of the craft by such pointless manoevres which, as a professional bystander I can further testify, compromised the safety of several large aircraft landing at London Heathrow nearby. The untold panic caused to the attending crowd, which included several pregnant women, a whole contigent of soldiers from Chelsea hospital, several Heads of State, Jimmy Saville and other priceless jewels, is an unquestionable reason for dismissing the crew of this valuable tax-payer owned piece of equipement alas piloted by the equivalent of reckless joyriders, nay, pirates of the air."
"In short, bloody good show and can't wait to see it again next year."
Will that do?
