Amos, I agree.
It's a heart warming tale but is totally unsuited to todays reality.
The bureaucrats are not interested in such things.
The only answer is to play the game on their paddock. This hasn't happened for a long time (if ever, the company used to have to play on our paddock) however times are a changin' and based on the flurry of letters this week, i'd say its game on.