Rang a mate 1 day to ask him if his H-500 was available for hire.
"Yeah mate no worries" he said, "just at the moment its in a few bits and pieces."
"For maintance" I asked
"Nah mate I had a bird strike the other day."
"What sort of bird ya hit mate" I asked
"A small one" He said
"Was there much damage and when do ya reckon it would be ready to hire.."
"It'll be a few months to fix and yep there was a lot of damage"...
"How can a small bird do so much damage mate" I asked
His Answer was
"It was still in the nest"
And that is a fair dinkum true story